day 189

oh hey.

today i cleaned out my bathroom sort of,

as in threw away old stuff and stuff that i never use

i've compiled a pretty complete list of things that need to be thrown out, in case any of you are planning on cleaning out your makeup collection:

• any samples that you've gotten that you think you might want to use someday but still haven't even though you got them years ago
• anything that crumbles as soon as you touch it
• really old makeup sponges
• rusty tweezers
• glitter mascara
• anything that you can't even get open anymore
• that one color of blush that you thought would look good but actually it just ended up looking the exact same color as your skin so there's no point in wearing it
• any mascara tubes that have just a tiny bit left in them that you think maybe you might want to scrape out someday... not happening
• anything with no lid that you meant to find a new container for a long time ago but kept forgetting
• anything that you still somehow own that you stole from your mom's makeup before you were even old enough to be wearing makeup

i think that covers it. HA COVERS IT. GET IT????!!!

and other things:

i read that sunscreen that's a year old is no longer effective. also i decided that a full bottle of conditioner that i probably bought in high school didn't really need to be saved.

and finally, anything that's green that once wasn't green gets thrown out.

thanks, and i hope these guidelines help y'all guys