"Hey! I know you! You're that girl who can't even do a CHERRY BOMB!"
when i was in third grade, this was yelled in my direction as a girl in my elementary school recognized me in a public park.
for the VERY IMPORTANT record, a cherry bomb is where you hang upside down from the monkey bars, holding on with your legs, and drop without using your hands. a nearly impossible trick for an awkward 8-year-old girl to accomplish without breaking something or dying.
i couldn't think of anything cunning or witty to say back.
simply... traumatic
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